Mob Beats Homosexual Schoolboys Caught In Threesome

With Clarendon still reeling from the brutal execution style murder of three teenagers last month, the parish was given another shocker when three teenage boys were caught red-handed having a threesome.

The three, two from a prominent high school in May Pen and the other a recent graduate, were literally caught with their pants down on the grounds of the Denbigh showground in May Pen. It is understood that the three displayed their sexual dexterity before a mob held and gave them a severe beating.

However, amid the melee, all three boys escaped, minus their clothes, after running away and jumping the wall of a nearby school. A source at the May Pen police confirmed hearing about the incident, but said no official report has been made.

"Me say, suppose you see the three nasty boy dem how dem look good. Suppose you see the size dem weh them have?

"Dem should a still a get the beating," a female exclaimed with disgust in reaction to the incident. "Them say dem man deh fast, but a me fi tell you, dem yah boy faster than Bolt."

According to information gathered, the man who made the discovery was walking through the Jamaica Agricultural Society-owned property, when he heard suspicious sounds coming from an isolated area of the expansive showground. Inquisitively, he went to investigate and got the shock of his life.

An alarm was raised and a mob quickly converged on the showground and went in pursuit of the three teenage boys. After accosting the boys, the mob began pelting them with all forms of improvised weapons, before the boys managed to escape.